SPRING BREAK WITH LEON was not real, it was a virtual visit to the vatican to console people who were hiding from injustice and violence and had no access to their own money to get away.
Padre Pio was known to Bilocate about the globe so theres' nothing unusual about wanting to accompany him to some canonization or other and stop off at a Vatican city gelateria en route.
From there its only a hop skip and a bilocation to Malta....ITS NOT LIKE IT COST HIM ANY MONEY HELLO.
Sometimes people get so jealous they cant see straight.
GEEZ LOUISE PEOPLE.
The prophet Elija ran away from the fury of Jezebel after he did what?
A. He made fun of the fake prophets
He killed the fake prophets.
C He short sheeted Jezebel's bed and her tent came tumbling down.
D. He spiked Jezebel's camel cheese curds with prune pits, an offense punishable by getting thrown in a well until dead.
Why did he make fun of them? they were walking around screeching and cutting themselves to wake God up.
They stole his Eucharist but then they lost it.
They confused Horeb with K2, and fell off into Tibet.
He was just impolite and crude.
He ran away and got so tired he wanted to die, but the angel said
"you didn't train hard enough"
B. Behold, drink yon gatorade in yon well.
Want a ride in my gold bugatti?
Here, eat this bread which I cooked in yon oven.
Elijah replied
"this aint my idea of a vacation old chum.
B.This bread? are you serious rn? wheres the six course buffet?
have you seen my sandals?
I feel like a cameo in En attendant Godot.
The angel replied, "wheres my tip?"
This delivery driver job aint no picnic either you know
I am Gabriel who work in the pizza ovens of God.
What is life?
True or False, Elijah took a detour to hear Barry Manilow live, and Manilow said "this is not about religion its about sequined suits."
I know what its like to be egged offstage.
why didnt God throw Elijah in the sea like he did jonah? after all they both ran away.
A. Elijah was simply more cool.
B.The whale said to God, if you feed me one more prophet Imma puke so hard the G20 summit will be cancelled for the next thousand years.
WHO KNOWS